Celebrity News:

It must be nice to live next to a hot celebrity like Katherine Heigl. I would just prop a lawn chair right outside and hang out waiting for her to walk out in her sports bra and shorts because apparently, that’s what she does. She’s got a smoking body, but her teeth are a little weird. She reminds me of a man eating rabbit. So nice to look at and touch, but if you get too close, those chompers will get ya.